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This is actually posted on www.chucknorris.com
IN RESPONSE TO THE “RANDOM FACTS” THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds?” They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month. I’m very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
Elsewhere on the website, Chuck states that the purpose of his website is to ” inform and inspire Chuck Norris fans all over the World.”
If your search for inspiration ever takes you to www.chucknorris.com, I want to meet you. I want to know someone who can truly receive inspiration from the bearded one….(not Jesus)…(Chuck).
Here are some Chuck Norris facts:
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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