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Joe Momma’s Pizza is now hiring!
We’re looking for unathletic, unpopular, anti-social, uninvolved, middle class, mediocre public school students to come make pizzas in a fun and laid back atmosphere.
That’s right.
We need employees who don’t give a crap about sports so they’ll never have to be at practice or go to the “big game” on Friday nights. We need employees who aren’t involved in 15 different school clubs that require them to go to camps and stay at school late decorating the halls and meeting about nothing. We need workers who only care a little about academia so they won’t have to quit to focus on their AP classes and miss work to write papers and study. We need unpopular employees without a large group of demanding friends who are always doing something more fun than work. We need middle class employees whose parents have to work for a living and know how to work with their hands – ya know…the kind of parents who can’t afford to pay people to clean the house, but instead have insisted that the kids do some chores. We’re just need regular people who know how to do things like sweep a floor, take out trash, and clear the table after dinner. If this is you, please contact us. You’re perfect.
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Letter from Blake
TU’s dominant win last night helped mark the beginning of the college football season, tonight Union plays Hoover, and this weekend the Sooners will get their first win. Just a few days later, the NFL kicks off. It couldn’t happen soon enough.
When you’re looking for a place to watch the game this season, come join us at Joe Momma’s for great weekend specials. Our new Sunday buffet, great appetizer and beer specials, and the massive projector screen make for nice football watchin’.
Every Monday night we’ll have five dollar drown and $8.00 large single topping pies so spend your Monday nights here. I figure having a few beers in you is the only way to make listening to Joe Theisman for 3 hours tolerable.
Stay posted for more info!
Blake
