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Mitch Hedberg was hilarious.
February 13, 2006, 7:03 pm
Filed under: Quotes

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don’t know why, that’s what they’re supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it’s in my own language.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said “I hear music.” As if there’s any other way to take it in.

I love blackjack. But I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.


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